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“So ugly he'd make a freight train take a dirt road.”

Even machinery swerves to avoid that face.

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“He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”

Comprehensively unfortunate-looking.

“Her mama had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.”

Took bribery just to get the dog's attention.

“Ugly as homemade sin.”

Not just ugly — ugly with extra effort put in.

“A face only a mother could love.”

It takes unconditional love to look at him fondly.

“He looks like ten miles of bad road.”

Rough. Worn out. Hard to look at.

“So ugly he has to sneak up on a glass of water.”

Even his reflection would run off if it saw him coming.