So lazy he wouldn't lift a hand even to defend himself.
Bone Idle
10 sayings for when that’s the situation. Every one comes with what it means, so you can use it right the first time.
Wouldn't take the easiest, sweetest job on Earth.
Never had a hardworking day in his life, by design.
Contributes nothing. Might actually make things worse.
Serves no purpose whatsoever.
Coasting on easy living he didn't earn.
Flat on the porch, moving for nothing and nobody.
Won't make the smallest effort, even to save himself.
Describes a person too lazy to work even to feed himself.
A sharp jab at someone who never lifts a finger.