Legendarily drunk. Cooter set the standard; nobody's beaten it.
Three Sheets
6 sayings for when that’s the situation. Every one comes with what it means, so you can use it right the first time.
Sails flapping, no steering, headed wherever.
Thoroughly pickled.
Very drunk, and looking about as dignified.
Too drunk to manage a task gravity does for free.
Glowing, wobbling, and decorated with bad decisions.