Three SheetsOne worth keeping
“Lit up like a Christmas tree.”
Glowing, wobbling, and decorated with bad decisions.
In the same vein
All Three Sheets →Legendarily drunk. Cooter set the standard; nobody's beaten it.
Sails flapping, no steering, headed wherever.
Thoroughly pickled.
Very drunk, and looking about as dignified.
Too drunk to manage a task gravity does for free.