Gettin' OldOne worth keeping

“Old chimneys still draw, but you sweep 'em 'fore the smoke backs up.”

The Pope's in the hospital for a lung lump.

More for gettin' old →

In the same vein

All Gettin' Old →

“Older than dirt.”

Been here since before the ground was.

“He's no spring chicken.”

His young and tender days are well behind him.

“Older than Methuselah's goat.”

Outlived the oldest man in the Bible's own livestock.

“Old as the hills and twice as dusty.”

Ancient, and showing it.

“There's snow on the roof, but fire in the furnace.”

Gray-haired, sure, but far from done.

“Too old to cut the mustard.”

Past the age of keeping up.