TightwadsOne worth keeping
“You don't bed a tall mule down in a pony stall and call it sleepin'.”
The container beds at the Asian Games got no room for tall athletes to stretch out.
In the same vein
All Tightwads →Won't spend a dime, even on oil for his own hinges.
Holds onto every coin for dear life.
You couldn't pry money out of him with a crowbar.
Never spent a cent he didn't have to.
Will squeeze profit out of anything, no matter how small.
Wouldn't pay for a miracle. Wouldn't pay for anything.