TightwadsOne worth keeping
“When kin start braggin' on a stranger's generosity, best count your spoons.”
Trump Jr. and Bettina praisin' this 'generous gift' should make folks wonder what's missin' from the drawer.
In the same vein
All Tightwads →Won't spend a dime, even on oil for his own hinges.
Holds onto every coin for dear life.
You couldn't pry money out of him with a crowbar.
Never spent a cent he didn't have to.
Will squeeze profit out of anything, no matter how small.
Wouldn't pay for a miracle. Wouldn't pay for anything.