“All that Sunday-go-to-meetin' talk don't mean them two ain't still feudin' over the fence line.”

Will not stop talking. Furniture has given up.

Even the most patient listener alive taps out.

Been playing nonstop ever since. No off switch.

Misses nothing. Especially nothing that's none of her business.

Whoever gossips to you gossips about you.

Talks constantly and it flaps in every direction.